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Calender Demotivational Poster


ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am
very true...


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? - I tolerated it when you brought home a baby. That bird, I’ll get that bird, mark my words. Now you want to get a dog?




WHATS THAT SONG? -


TAGS: calender 27 alien karaoke decipher
Rating: 4.57/5

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conundrum - August 27, 2011, 9:10 am
I'm glad some one got it... I was scared the joke would be missed...
Greeny - August 27, 2011, 8:52 am
Hahaha-There's that 5ong again!


AN EVENING SHE WILL TREASURE - The simple things with heartfelt thought behind them are often the most cherished. Owning a Private Beach probably helped too.




STUPIDITY - "No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it."


TAGS: stupidity october calender durrr
Rating: 4.71/5

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pzykosiz - October 3, 2010, 6:00 pm
i would so do this, if australia actually had snow.
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:51 pm
Sweet.


PAD BUNS -




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GUN - but what happens when you run out of bullets?


TAGS: may 12 calender rude awakenings
Rating: 3/5

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thebat656 - May 20, 2012, 3:53 pm
pray you don't
hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 1:33 am
You throw the gun at them.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:00 pm
LOL Priss! I like the way you think.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:03 pm
You start tripping your friends as you run past them.
Sho - May 12, 2012, 2:59 pm
worst choice of weapon
spypengen - May 12, 2012, 11:57 am
there are only so many bullets during the zombie Apocalypse
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 9:45 am
ooh ooh! I know. Get more bullets!


CAMO IS SILLY -




CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face


TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.


IN MY HOUSE -


TAGS: calender food sport music home
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - January 22, 2013, 2:25 am
You'll bring the beer? you don't even have to ask if you're invited. And no Mariand although the rest of my family (aunts and uncles and such are huge tennis fans and go every year
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:56 pm
5 true darts, sir cave. Led is not dead.
mariand - January 21, 2013, 5:19 pm
hehehe... and I was about to ask if you went to see some matches at the Grand Slam Open...
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

5Ls, btw
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

Darts, Pizza, Led Zeppelin... and we're all invited, right? I'll even bring the beer.


THE DAY AFTER -




WEDDING RECEPTIONS - this has the potential to be the best Ever


TAGS: mark your calenders
Rating: 4.39/5

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Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:02 pm
Jaeger is gonna bomb meister, nice! 5L


YOUVE GOT TO UNDERSTAND -




HERE'S THE DEAL, SON... - You clean your room, mow the grass and wash my car, and I won't tell your Mother how her favorite vase got broken.




AIRMAN -


TAGS: assignment calender may airman hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am
XD hahaha, nice one Hammy XD 5L
Hawamleh - May 26, 2011, 2:50 am
hah
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 12:02 am
Dear god! I opened it! Too many 5L's!!!
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:22 pm
fn awe5ome!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
5lolz Hammy ;)
Hawamleh - May 25, 2011, 7:32 pm
I did it for the love really :D
Airman - May 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
thx hammy. I was wondering why there were all of these Airman posters today.. then looked at the May a**ignment calender.. duh!


BOREDOM - natures way of telling you to go do something else


TAGS: boredom may calender 10th 10
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:07 pm
5o true. However, it all depends on the laziness and/or inventiveness of the bored person to try and do something different.


A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR -


TAGS: bad jokes october calender pzy
Rating: 3.47/5

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DominusDraco - October 24, 2010, 5:37 pm
I want my 10s back! Lame joke
Benlulz - October 6, 2010, 11:51 am
What the f***? xD


BIRTH CONTROL - They Doing It Wrong


TAGS: china motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.64/5

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Iconoclast - April 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
The emphasis on boys has recently been changing, but it was in place when we welcomed a granddaughter into our family.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
They're doing it right... except for the emphasis on only boys.


DOWN UNDER -


TAGS: australiana calender understanding
Rating: 4.92/5

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house - September 14, 2011, 12:13 am
hey, some aussies. 'owth'bludyhell aryamates > orrite ? didyabringabongalong
caveman - September 13, 2011, 8:55 am
(Don't worry V) (we know what you mean)
mariand - September 13, 2011, 7:26 am
LOL...are you 5ure?
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 5:35 am
Aww fercryinoutloud.. Whadderyamean?


AIRMAN -


TAGS: airman roast march calender pzy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 24, 2011, 10:41 am
This is the way the RAF is heading thanks to current downsizing
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:39 pm
and your point would be? LOL


A PARTY OF ONE -




MOOOOOO - His demands are simple: That you worship him as your one and true god!!!! ...and beer, he wants your beer too




BETTER TIMES -


TAGS: golf n roses calender paradise
Rating: 4.89/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 2:17 pm
Truly demotivational.. 5 dirty bums!


CURSES -


TAGS: curse monthly assignment calender time sad hawamleh hammy
Rating: 4.81/5

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TheOne - December 20, 2010, 10:19 pm
Very cool.5L.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 6:24 pm
Thanks A lot :D
forseti - September 22, 2010, 3:10 pm
masterpiece!
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 12:46 am
And The 1l Bomb... Ffs
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 2:52 pm
I Understood Nothing, I am not a clever man..
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 2:47 pm
sucks when you realize your lift is a bit late and you already drank the punch
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 1:06 pm

yes i did actually. i would have been about your age and the funny thing is i remember saying to myself i would never see it again. love the poster hammy...goes into my favs
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
thanks Grey,You MODS ARE AWESOME.
GreyScorpion - September 21, 2010, 12:53 pm
excellent, 5L
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
When Did You See It ?
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:24 pm

very nice dude....and thanks for reminding me i'll never see haleys comet again....prick...olo
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:31 am
Thanks Mr.M Means A Lot.
motinet - September 21, 2010, 11:25 am

DEEP


LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: august assignment calender a bit early but i wont be around next week so 404 sad
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:51 am
good one. 5l's


IF I WERE A MOD..... - There would be a lot more clowning around And happy gas, lots of happy gas


TAGS: chompers mod august calender 6
Rating: 4.46/5

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spacedog - August 7, 2010, 2:18 am
It's a good one Chomp. I wouldn't want to be in that crowd if it was bad gas.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:55 am
You've been holding out on us!!!!
ICEMAN - August 7, 2010, 12:55 am
Thats just about the scariest frakkin picture I've ever seen.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:52 am
Finally made a good one.
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:54 pm
If my tummy can't handle jellybeans... is that happy gas? 5L
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 9:45 pm
AMSOME Chomp!
Cubbybear - August 6, 2010, 9:17 pm
You got my vote...5/5 pfffttt!


FATT MATT - Should think twice before he decides to adopt someone from my family




A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR -




GIVE YOUR MOM A MOTHER'S DAY CARD - or she'll kill you so give her a toast and cook her a roast


TAGS: may 13 calender mother s day
Rating: 3.88/5

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Sho - May 13, 2012, 12:45 pm
Luv the pic


EFFING C -




I'M NO HORSE - but I like to horse around anyway




THEY SAID BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS WOULD MAKE ME LOOK SADDER - but it isn't sad enough to reflect how I feel on the inside




THIS MAG -


TAGS: dumbest march calender 2010
Rating: 2.83/5

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lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 5:02 am
I have the complete issue. From torrent, in PDF format. And guess what, i'm a motifaker too. LMAO!!!
MrRandom - March 22, 2010, 12:30 am
I still read Mad....... don't judge me.
lesterinside - March 21, 2010, 9:51 pm
never realized our president is a motifaker too. LMAO!!!


UNDER WATER CONCERTS - just took cool to a whole new level




MY DEODORANT - Cleans, Freshens & Deodorizes - Even Under The Rim! Without Hard Scrubbing (Only Once A Week)


TAGS: deodorant motifake calender 9 april 2010 smells good
Rating: 2/5

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Cloudchaser - April 9, 2010, 11:20 am
AND IF YOU BUY NOW...


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